letter to Mr. Korver

Dear Kyle,
We were so sad to hear that you injured your precious knee, and even more sad to hear that you won't be playing at the beginning of the season. We hope that things will go well for you as you recover, and we want to offer our services to you as well. Please know that we would be more than happy to nurse you back to health. We have multiple skills that included, but are not limited to, cooking, cleaning, bathing, medication administration(if shots are needed, we are happy to help even if they need to be administered into your Gluteus maximus), bandaging, stich removal, and anything else you may need. We would love to help you, and will offer our service free of charge. Being in your presence will be more than enough payment. Call us and let us know when we can start.
Yours truly,
Jena and Aniston